October 18th, 2008 (10:57 am)
feelin': awake
hearin': Lupin III Theme: DDR Remix
So, why is it with gay pairings in fanworks that there always has to be a designated dominant character and a designated submissive?
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This is what I miss most about the Harry Potter fandom: The fanbase is so ridiculously and impossibly hung-like-a-horse-HUGE that you're guaranteed to find at least a couple hundred others who share your tastes, no matter how funky your preferences may be.
Even with TMNT, there are so many who like hurt!Leo and a handful of us who appreciate the Casey/Leo pairing.
Unforunately (fortunately?), Lupin the 3rd is not so mainstream. Especially in the States. You know where I'm going with this? I'm gonna pretend you do.
WHY, DEAR WHATEVER HIGHER-POWER WHO CONTROLS THE MINDS OF LUPIN-FANS, IS THERE ABSOLUTELY NO SOLID SUBMISSIVE LUPIN?!?!
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And not that I'm totally and intolerably uke-Lupin (though, with the way things are going, I'm most likely headed there). I really don't mind it when a couple shares dominance. I actually prefer it that way most of the time, you know? It's cuter to me.
But when I go through 100+ Lupin III fansites and NONE of them have Lupin as the one getting it up the ass WHATSOEVER, Moshi's gon' get a little loopy, yeah? A little like a lot a lot. Like really, though. Like, despite more important things I could name that are going on in life right now, my mind is going to shreds over this one little thing because WTF WHY IS THERE NO UKE!LUPIN?!?!
It's stuff like
this that makes me go all-the-way. That makes me create ONLY bottom!Lupin works. That makes me ANTI-top!Lupin.
Because while I'd like to support shared dominance, I'd moreso like to even out the fucking mountain-terrain of a playing field!
And while we're on that topic, I'M GONNA KILL/MAIM/MAKE-BLOOD-COME-FORTH-FROM LUPIN IN AS MANY WAYS AS I CAN BECAUSE THAT'S NOT DONE ENOUGH EITHER AND I AM BEYOND MAD WAHAHAHAHA!!!
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And, YES, you can all shoot/slap/both/more/else me now because I know I'm being an complete doofus and possiblyprobably mislead you into thinking I was gonna talk about some worldly issue, but y'know what?! I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY!!! AAAAAAAHHH.
*flies off on a drawing/writing submissive!(/tortured!)Lupin rampage*