Why Spock Tops In Spork

Watched the Star Trek movie about a week ago. I will watch it again very soon, in the very front row in attempt to overload my senses with its glory. (Though I am worried about the rewatchability....)

But, anyway, since Spock 'n' Jim are pretty much the start of all slash, I guess it was inevitable for there to be so much bromance in the film. As such, it is also inevitable for me to eventually fall into the slash division of the fandom and pick my preferred bottom for the couple.

Which is Jim.

Hence, why:



1) Jim gets his ass handed to himself throughout the entire movie.

This is not a joke. Even in a childhood scene, an asswhooping is being foreshadowed. And since we slashers usually like to have bottomers that are put through a lot of pain...well....


2) Spock could kick Jim's ass.

In bed and out of bed. Vulcans are way stronger than humans, after all. When Jim went 'n' threw a fit, who stepped in and was able to stop him in a split second? It should also be noted that in the entirety of the movie, Jim never came close to killing Spock. Vice versa? Hellll yeah~.


3) Jim is shorter than Spock.

By an inch or two more or less. I looked up the actors' heights to confirm this because I. Am. Crazy.


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anyway, i'm gonna go look up more Spork fic. and look up a bunch of intelligently obscure words on Thesaurus.com so i can talk like Spock IRL XDXD.